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Nicole
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If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« on: March 30, 2010, 05:18:40 PM »

If your fish had jobs, what would *they* do and why?

My husband had a dream one night that our three goldfish could go out of the tank, and they went out and got jobs so they could help pay then rent and bills.  His dream didn't mention what the goldfish did for work, so I got to thinking, what kind of jobs would our fish have?

Stripe- he (she?) is the laid-back, deep-thinking, friendly one, so I'm thinking poet or librarian.
Spot- he's pretty assertive but still social, so maybe a salesperson or a lawyer.
Sunshine- he's always on the move, loves riding the airstone bubbles, and is the fastest swimmer, so he could be a fitness instructor.
I could also see all of them as actors or televangelists- they are so persuasive that today they managed to convince my husband that they hadn't eaten, and got two breakfasts, lunch, and two afternoon snacks between us. Smiley
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salty-J
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 11:06:14 PM »

at least one of mine would have to be the guy who wears the Statue of Liberty costume and stands on the sidewalk waving at all the cars passing by trying to draw attention to the tax office  Grin
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Katarine
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 12:06:23 AM »

I think Tiger would be a food critic.. hes a pig and eats everything. Sonorus... hmm.. shy but energetic.... i dunno ill think on it
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Nossie
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 02:55:40 AM »

Mine would be berzerkers. Blood for the blood God!
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Nossie
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 03:01:02 AM »

WTF?! I didn't want to write "yoda" D8 I'm getting a bit upset at this forum... I tried to use the word describing a divine entity. As in G o d. How frustrating.
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 09:39:11 AM »

LOL! That's funny Nossie, tho ya gotta admit!  Grin 
What the heck is a berzerker?Huh Huh
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 05:21:03 PM »

Think really big and really violent Mindemae. Really big and really violent. Like Vikings. Only big. and violent.
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 01:01:20 AM »

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Think really big and really violent Mindemae. Really big and really violent. Like Vikings. Only big. and violent.
I think the regular Vikings were pretty violent and probably decent size lads to boot.
   Grin
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 01:03:17 AM »

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WTF?! I didn't want to write "yoda" D8 I'm getting a bit upset at this forum... I tried to use the word describing a divine entity. As in G o d. How frustrating.
how come you're always getting censored on a goldfish forum anyhow?  Grin
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 02:47:30 AM »

Mindemae: My berzerkers are followers of a divine entity of blood and they wear blood red armors and kill things with chainaxes and chainswords C: (Chainaxe/chainsword = much like a chainsaw)

salty-j: NO IDEA! D8 I tried writing s h i t and all I got was "****" Is it that bad? Okay, I understand s h i t, but why G o d?!
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 08:53:11 AM »

Alright Nossie you scare the bejesus outa me!!  I'm never gonna disagree with you again...no way!! uh uh!!! Wink
And gosh you think they would have at least substituted poop for s h i t! LOL! Cheesy
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 12:24:25 PM »

Right! xD Poop...

Oh, it's from some game, so not to worry! Cheesy
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Re: If Goldfish Had Jobs...
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 12:42:16 PM »

AHA! I got it! Sonorus can be a pornstar (I dunno what gender she is, and so far shes gone from male to female.. to male.. to female again. so there.)
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