If your fish had jobs, what would *they* do and why?

My husband had a dream one night that our three goldfish could go out of the tank, and they went out and got jobs so they could help pay then rent and bills.  His dream didn't mention what the goldfish did for work, so I got to thinking, what kind of jobs would our fish have?

Stripe- he (she?) is the laid-back, deep-thinking, friendly one, so I'm thinking poet or librarian.
Spot- he's pretty assertive but still social, so maybe a salesperson or a lawyer.
Sunshine- he's always on the move, loves riding the airstone bubbles, and is the fastest swimmer, so he could be a fitness instructor.
I could also see all of them as actors or televangelists- they are so persuasive that today they managed to convince my husband that they hadn't eaten, and got two breakfasts, lunch, and two afternoon snacks between us.

I think Tiger would be a food critic.. hes a pig and eats everything. Sonorus... hmm.. shy but energetic.... i dunno ill think on it

WTF?! I didn't want to write "yoda" D8 I'm getting a bit upset at this forum... I tried to use the word describing a divine entity. As in G o d. How frustrating.

Think really big and really violent Mindemae. Really big and really violent. Like Vikings. Only big. and violent.

how come you're always getting censored on a goldfish forum anyhow? 

Alright Nossie you scare the bejesus outa me!!  I'm never gonna disagree with you again...no way!! uh uh!!!
And gosh you think they would have at least substituted poop for s h i t! LOL!

AHA! I got it! Sonorus can be a pornstar (I dunno what gender she is, and so far shes gone from male to female.. to male.. to female again. so there.)