If your fish had jobs, what would *they* do and why?
My husband had a dream one night that our three goldfish could go out of the tank, and they went out and got jobs so they could help pay then rent and bills. His dream didn't mention what the goldfish did for work, so I got to thinking, what kind of jobs would our fish have?
Stripe- he (she?) is the laid-back, deep-thinking, friendly one, so I'm thinking poet or librarian.
Spot- he's pretty assertive but still social, so maybe a salesperson or a lawyer.
Sunshine- he's always on the move, loves riding the airstone bubbles, and is the fastest swimmer, so he could be a fitness instructor.
I could also see all of them as actors or televangelists- they are so persuasive that today they managed to convince my husband that they hadn't eaten, and got two breakfasts, lunch, and two afternoon snacks between us.